Feb 28, 2009

Name That Ice Cream Contest Winners

Ben & Jerry's ice cream company has created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Barack Obama. Due to the new flavor's popularity, they asked for suggestions from the public for flavors to commemorate his predecessor, George W. Bush . . .

Here are some of their flavor-ite responses:

—Grape Depression
—Abu Grape
—Cluster Fudge
—Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
—Chock 'n Awe
—Impeach Cobbler
—Impeach Mint
—Heck of a Job, Brownie!
—Chunky Monkey in Chief
—George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
—Neocon Politan
—RockyRoad to Fascism
—The Reese's-cession
—Cookie D'oh!
—Housing Crunch
—Nougalar Proliferation
—Death by Chocolate... and Torture
—Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
—Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
—"You're Shi**ing In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
—Credit Crunch
—Mission Pecanplished
—Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl
—Country Pumpkin
—Chocolate Chimp
—Bloody Sundae
—Caramel Preemptive Stripe
—I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands
...with nuts

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